things i am re-learning: it is not uncool to think stupid shit is funny! ugh not everything has to be underground! send me pics of rabbits with pancakes on their heads and ridiculous clips from keeping up with the kardashians and compilation videos of people falling and getting hit in the nuts and flash mobs and more joanne the scammer and more jay versace. i love my lowbrow sense of humor i want it all

madlyashleyy:

Please…girl…I’m beggin you

elliott-aldersons:

wonder if angelina just listened to lemonade and Realized Things

fragilemoonbaby:

no I will not make the first move I will not move at all carry me

peachesarethebestfruit:

me: thinks abt c*ddling for 2 minutes
me @ myself: shut the hell up u aren’t in a John green novel. grow up and move on.

beyoncebeytwice:

i dont mean to be dramatic but talking to someone every day for a while is really nice until that day comes when you like dont talk to them for like 24 hours and u really just feel like youre dying